I’ve been enthusiastically prompted sex on Erebor’s throne starring Dwalin and Thorin, so…
I’ve thought that probably they managed to fuck around with Thror’s crown too, because they were young and silly. and they were very lucky no one walked into them like this too, or that would have meant real trouble. real huge big trouble. enormous trouble
I have no idea why I colored it, it just seemed a good idea
Another part in the Lucrezia and Jessie are Terrible to Thorin Saga.
We were talking about this lovely thing:
*still wheezing with laughter*
we are the worst and best thing that ever happened to this fandom, let’s be honest here
so hum… I was telling Vera about this and and we were talking about how thorin’s ass is a figurative “treasure’s cave” and i pointed out he has a mighty beast watching over the treasure too, aka dwalin the-jealous-acting-bodyguard-boyfriend, and she told me “now i can’t stop seeing dwalin as a dragon, cuddled up on top of thorin’s ass, playing with the arkenstone”